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WTF Moments(Very Funny) - Part 2

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Those who have missed Part 1 of WTF moments, find it here : Part - 1

Here is some new and fresh WTF Moments

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I saw a friend online one day so I sent him a message saying "Bastard, what are you doing?". I then got a reply which read, "He is not. I would know. Regards, Arun." Arun is my friends Dad. He had siwtched on the computer to do some work and MSN had auto signed in! WTF!

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My cat gave birth and my friend went around telling everyone that "Pia's [naughty word removed] gave birth to six kittens." WTF!

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I went for a routine check to the gynaecologist and when the tests came back, she called to say I was pregnant. In my complete panic, I spoke to my parents about it--my Mum cried and my Dad was close to throwing me out of the house. That's when I realised that I hadn't had sex in 3 months--the tests were wrong! WTF!

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Today was the first time I sat with my mother while she drove. When an auto-rickshaw cut her off, she started abusing in Hindi. Just yesterday she scolded me for swearing. WTF!

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My girlfriend and I were going to Goa for the long weekend--four days of sun, sand, beer and sex! On the train ride there, we decided to get naughty on our bunk where I pulled a back muscle really badly. No sex was had on our trip. WTF!

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Last week I cancelled my appointment with the dentist as I was scared. Now, I have to undergo a dental operation as the condition of my teeth has worsened. WTF!

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After a horrible break-up, I spent an entire day consoling myself by eating. I ate 1 chicken sizzler, 1 chicken pasta, 1 extra cheese large pizza, 1 Mc Donald's happy meal, 12 cokes and 1 ice-cream tub. WTF!

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Yesterday my team won the sports cup in college. Being the captain I raised the cup. Suddenly my friend standing next to me felt nauseous. Not knowing where to puke, he opened the lid of the cup and puked in it.WTF!

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I was at a bar with some friends and struck up a conversation with a boy who had just been dumped. I decided to cheer him up by flirting with him. Suddenly, his friends grabbed him and said "We've heard of 'older women' trapping boys like this, let's go!". I'm 26! WTF!

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Yesterday I attended my colleague's father's funeral. Instead of saying "I'm sorry", I said "Congratulations." WTF!


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I quit drinking for the month before my birthday so I could shed a few kilos. The week before, I could barely wait to end my month-long abstinence when I got sick. Now I'm on medication and can't drink for the next six months. WTF!

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My cook didn't know that my girlfriend's parents were pure vegetarian. For dinner he served them kheema. After dinner, her mother complimented of how well the soya nuggets were cooked. WTF!

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I came home one day to see my computer in pieces. On it, there was a note: This computer beat me at chess. But it was no match for me at kickboxing. The note was signed by my younger brother. WTF!

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I was at a Chinese restaurant with some friends when someone asked the waiter if the kimchi was free. Obviously it was, so my friend says, "Great, we'll have eight of those please." WTF!

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I'm young, smart, intelligent... all of 22, and still to get laid. WTF!

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The bottom two teams of IPL 1 played the finals of IPL 2. WTF!

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I left India to go to the US sometime in the early 90s. India was so awesome and laid back then. I returned to find that wannabe Taliban moral policemen had taken over. It's as if our country had taken a HUGE 300-year step backwards in my absence. WTF!

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I went for a kickboxing class and managed to pull a groin muscle really badly. My friends think it's a sexjury and won't stop making fun of me--I haven't had sex in 4 months! WTF!

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I took a few days off work saying I was sick. The day I was supposed to go back, I tripped and twisted my ankle so badly that I couldn't walk. My boss wouldn't believe me and made me e-mail him a picture of my swollen foot. WTF!

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I had a really cute gym instructor and after months of pursuing him, we finally hooked up in the locker room of the gym. Unfortunately, the manager saw us, the trainer was fired and I'm now banned from the gym! WTF!

 

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