WTF Moments(Very Funny)

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I hooked up with this really hot girl at a nightclub and we ended up going back to her place. When I told my friends about it the next day, they informed me that the girl used to be a guy who had recently had a sex change. WTF!

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After a drunken night of over-spending, I decided to hide all my credit and debit cards for a while. I have no idea where I hid them! WTF!

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Yesterday, after serving dinner to my boyfriend, I went to have a shower. I came back out to a clean plate and felt very proud of my cooking skills. Later while cleaning up, I saw the pasta in the bin! WTF!

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Since my husband loves non-vegetarian food, and since we married recently, I decided to try making kheema for the first time to impress him. I slaved over it all evening and it turned out well, till the hubby ate some with bread and went, "Wow, this is some kickass bhurji." WTF!

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At the airport one time I was asked to open my suitcase. Right on top was a pile of really raunchy underwear, along with matching whip and furry handcuffs that I had bought for my friend's bachelorette! WTF!

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I was visiting a gynaecologist for the first time. As she was doing a vaginal examination, she thought it was more important to answer a personal phone call while I just lay there, completely exposed. WTF!

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I went to a friends house for dinner one night and since it was her birthday, we popped open a bottle of champagne. I ended up drinking too much and spent the night there throwing up while her mother took care of me. WTF!

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My friends and I were at a party when one of my friends accidently stepped on some broken glass. A doctor was called immediately because there was a lot of blood. When I went to console my friend, I fainted when I saw all the blood around her. The doctor ended up having to treat me first! WTF!

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I dropped tomato ketchup on my crisp white shirt five minutes before an important office presentation. My colleague hurriedly put a big badge on it to cover up the stain, and I ran into the meeting. Turns out, the badge read, "Sluts R Us". WTF!

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I fell asleep on the swing in the balcony one night and woke up to find the doors locked and the house in darkness. Just as I was climbing over into the balcony of my bedroom, the security guard saw me and woke up the whole building shouting "robber"! WTF!

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For my two year anniversary, I decided to buy my girlfriend a Promise Ring. I withdrew a huge amount of money from the ATM and walked to the jewellery store, when I realised that my wallet had been stolen. WTF!

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A friend of mine went to look at some newborn puppies and picked the one she wanted. A few weeks later, just as she was preparing to welcome the dog home, she got a phone call from the owners. The puppy had jumped out of their 10th floor window. WTF!

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I called my boyfriend and yelled "I finally got my period; I was so worried after what happened last week!" He was driving and answered the call on speakerphone. Now his whole family knows. WTF!

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Today I made a special dinner for my girlfriend. She got food poisoning the next day. WTF!

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Bored at work, I decided to send my boyfriend an erotic email. After spending an hour writing it and telling him how bored I am at work and that I have spent the entire day thinking about him, I sent the mail to my boss instead. WTF!