Some Basic definitions..
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Engineering College : Place where youre punished for getting
good HSC marks.
Senior : Guy who got ragged as junior and wanna get some
payback
Fresher : Guy who has to ask where the canteen is
Really Dumb Fresher : Guy who asks a senior where the canteen
is.
Really Really Dumb fresher : Guy who follows the senior to the
canteen.
Ragging : The unfortunate fate of the previous idiot.
Evasive action : Watch the juniors when any seniors come
nearby. (No one runs faster than a fresher. NO ONE.)
Lectures : Waste of time. Physical presence is a must
only
meant for sleeping, completing assignments & general TP
Tuitions : What you take when you dont waste enough time
.
Professor : Person paid to put students to sleep.
Vernacular Prof : Unusual variant of previous individual who
comes packaged with his own brand of English (Now you check me
our journal. You Out get from class. Are you Understand,
Beta? )
Practicals : 60 to 90 minutes in which we watch the girls do
our experiment, and usually destroy a considerable array of lab
equipment.
Hopeless Practical : The practical in which there are no girls
in our group simply look blankly at each other, fiddle with the
equipment, and finally copy the readings.(from the girls of
course
).
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The Truth about exams
.
Irony : The guy who copied your entire paper passes and you
flunk.
Critical Calculation : Summing up the marks you attempted worth
in the exam
Re-verification : A cruel joke. (results of which come after
you give the KT exam).
An engineers 10 engineering commandments of Life
1. Thou shall study only during the preparatory leave.
2. Thou shall never write thy assignments thyself.
3. Thou shall begin writing thy journals only on the morning of
submission.
4. Thou shall treat all marks above 40 as bonus.
5. Thou shall have at least 70 per cent attendance in the
canteen.
6. Thou shall pass GRACEfully.
7. Thou shall always be an OUTstanding student.
8. Thou shall give thy attendance without being
present
PROXY is a MUST
9. If thou cant convince them , confuse them.
10. Thou shall start every sentence with a four-lettered word.
The Years of Engineering
F.E. Fond of Engineering
S.E . Sick Of Engineering
T.E. Tired of Engineering
B.E. Balls to Engineering
Engineers Anthem:
Hum Honge All Clear, Honge All Clear, Honge All Clear Ek Din,
OH-HO, Mann me hai vishwas, pura hai
vishwas, hum honge all clear ek din
Top two Engineering Rumors:
Did you hear the results are being put up today at 5:30pm
Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks, its been
put up at VJTI
The most dreaded acronym for Engineers:
ATKT
( After Trying Keep Trying)
The most important criteria while selecting an engineering
college:
Girl to Boy ratio ( if more than0 .025% then that college is
engineers dream come true)
Engineers at work:
Assignments solved by one and then carrying out mass transfer
operations throughout the class
The most important machine for Engineers:
Xerox Machine
(Without which assignment completion wouldnt be possible)
The most important table in an Engineers House:
The glass table
( to carry out GC operations, during Night Duty.)
The only queue an Engineer is familiar with:
Submission Queue
An Engineers favourite watch:
Bird Watch !
Common Engineering Dialogues after a paper:
What is this yaar, more than 70% of the paper was out of the
syllabus
This was the worst paper set in the entire engineering
history
I am failing
.I got screwed royally
Feeling after Completing Engineering: Survived Engineering
!!!!!!!!!!!
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