Fine
  This is the word a woman uses at the end of any argument in which she
  feels she is right about but needs to shut you up. Never use "fine" to
  describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those
  arguments.

  Five Minutes
  This is really half an hour. It is equivalent to the same "five minutes"
  that a football game is going to last before you take out the garbage.

  Nothing
  This really means, "You'd never understand." "Nothing" is  usually
  accompanied by a woman's desire to turn you inside out, upside-down, and
  backwards. "Nothing" is often said prior to an argument that will  last
"  Five Minutes" and will end with the word "Fine."

  Go Ahead (with raised eyebrows)
  This is not permission. This is a dare. One that will result in a woman
  getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine.

  Go Ahead (with normal eyebrows)
  This means, "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You
  will get the "Go Ahead" with raised eyebrows in just a few minutes,
  followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you  in about "Five
  Minutes" when she cools off.

  Loud Sigh
  This is not actually a word, but is still a verbal statement often
  misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot  at that
  moment and is
  wondering why she is wasting her time arguing over "Nothing."

  Soft Sigh
  Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of  the few
  things that some men actually understand. This means a woman is content
  and your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.

  That's Okay
  This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can say to a man.
"  That's Okay,” means that she wants to think long and hard before paying
  you retributions for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is
  often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with the  raised
  Eyebrow "Go Ahead." At some point in the near future when she has  plotted
  and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

  Please Do
  This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to
  come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is
  that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful
  and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

  Thanks
  A woman is thanking you. Do not faint; simply say, "You're welcome."

  Thanks a lot
  This is much different than "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks  a lot"
  when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in
  some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful  not
  to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell  you
" Nothing."