A guy took a blonde out on a date.
Eventually they ended up parked at a "lovers point" where they started
making out. After things started getting pretty good, he thought he
might get lucky, so he asked her,
"Do you want to get into the back seat?"
"NO!" she answered.
Okay, he thought, may be she`s not ready yet.
Now he has her shirt and skirt off, the windows are steamed, and things are getting really hot, so he asks again,
"Do you want to get into the back seat?"
"NO!" she answers again.
Now he has her bra off, they`re both very sweaty, and she even has his pants unzipped. Okay, he thinks, she HAS to want it now.
"Do you want to get into the back seat NOW?" he asks again.
"NO!" she answers yet again.
Frustrated, he demands, "Well, why not!"
"Because I want to stay up here with you!"
YOU'VE GOT MAIL!!
There
was this guy that lived acrossed from a blonde. He was outside
mowing,and here comes the blonde. She goes to her mailbox, opens it,
looks inside it, and slams it.
In about ten minutes, here she comes again, opens her mailbox, looks in it and slams it shut looking upset.
In
about 15 more minutes here she comes again, opens her mailbox, looks in
it, and slams it shut. The guy walks over and asked her what her
problem was.
She said "There is a sign on my computer that says I have mail."
FLYING FIRST CLASS
A
blonde bombshell walks into the airplanes and sits in 1st Class and the
stewardess asks her for her ticket...The stewardess tells her that she
only has a coach ticket.
The blonde says, "Im a cute looking blonde and I'm flying first class."
The
stewardess replys that she only has a coach seat to Atlanta....the
blonds then retorts, "I`m a cute blonde and I`m flying first class".
Just
then the captian happened by and asked what was happening....the blonde
tells him, "I`m a cute blonde and I`m flying first class to Atlanta...."
The
captain whipers in her ear...and the blonde gets up and jumps into a
seat in the coach cabin...The stewardess asks the captain what he said
to get her to move so fast..
He replied, "I told her that 1st class is not going to atlanta."
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