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Bollywood songs for IT Professionals :-)

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Enjoy the programming sons and check which is ur
favourite............................... :-)


1. Two Recursive functions calling each other


Mujhe kuchh kehna hein


mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein


pehle tum, pehle tum




2. The debugger


Jab koi baat bigad jaye


Jab koi mushkil pad jaye


Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz





3. >From VC++ to VB


Yeh haseen vaadiyan


Yeh khula asmaan


Aa gaye hum kahan




4. Untrackable bug --


aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi,


awaaz de kahin se




5. Unexpected bug


(esp. during presentation to client) Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua,
Kyon hua





6. And then to the client


Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho





7. Load Balancing


Saathi haath badhana


ek akela thak jayega


mil kar bojh uthana




8. Modem - talk on a busy connection


suno - kaho,


kaha - suna,


kuch huwa kya?


Abhee to nahin...


kuch bi nahin





9. Windows getting open sourced


Parde mein rahne do


parda na uthao


parda jo uth gaya/>/>to bhed khul jayega


allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba





10. Local variable


Jeena Yahan Marna Yahan,


Iske siva Jana kaahan.




11. Global variable


Musafir hoon yaaron,


na ghar hai na thikana




12. Null pointers


Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya/>/>...




13. Dangling pointers


Maut bhi aati nahi jaan bhi jati nahin.





14. GOTO


Ajeeb dastan hai yeh


Kahan shuru kahan khatam


Ye manzilen hain kaun si


Na woh samajh sake na hum




15. Hidden or Private scope Variable/value


Jaanejan .. dhoondta phir raha, Hoon tujhe raat din, main yahan se wahan

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