WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL as WIFE
1. At the time
of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age.
2. Before
marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have
to go around her twice to completely hug her.
3. By the time she professes
her undevoted love to you, you are bankrupt because of the number of
times
you had to take her out to movie theatres and restaurants. And you wait
longingly for her dowry.
4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is
paneer butter masala, aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that
after eating all those paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with chronic
cholestrol or chronic gas disorder.
5. The only growth that you see later in
your career is the rise in your monthly phone bill.
6. You are blinded by her
love that you think that she is a blonde. Only later do you come to know that it
is because of the mehandhi that she applies to cover her gray hair.
7. When
you come home from office she is very busy watching "Kyonki saas bhi kabi bahu
thi" that you either end up eating outside or cooking yourself.
8. You are a
very "ESpecial" person to
her.
9. She always thought that Madras is a
state and covers the whole of south india until she met you.
10. When she
says she is going to "work out" she means she is going to "! walk out"
11.
She has greater number of relatives than the number of people you have in your
home town.
12. The only two sentences in English that she knows are "Thank
you" and "How are you"
13. She thinks Govinda can dance better than Michael
Jackson.
WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A South Indian GIRL as WIFE
1.Her mother looks down at you because you didn't study in IIT or
Madras / Anna University .
2. Her father starts or ends every conversation
with " ... I say..."
3. She shudders if you use four letter words.
4. She
has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The Dubai based Oil Well Company will
negotiate with her on a 25 year contract to extract
coconutoil from her
hair.)
5. She uses the word 'Super' as her only superlative.
6. Her name
is another name for a Goddess or a flower.
7. He! r first name is longer than
your first name, middle name and surname combined (unless you are from
Andhra)
8. When she mixes milk/curd and rice you are never sure whether it is
for the Dog or for herself.
9. For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden
on her head and wears silk saris in the Madras heat without lookin! g too
uncomfortable while you are melting in your singlet.
10. She thinks
Kamalahazan is the sexiest man alive.
11. Her favourite cricketer is
Krishnamachari Srikkanth.
12. Her favourite food is dosa though she has tried
North Indian snacks like Chats (pronounced like the slang for
'conversation')
13. She bursts into songs with her cousins in every
movie.
14. She bores you by telling you which raaga each song you hear is
based on.
15. You have to give her jewellery, though she has already got
plenty of it ..
16. Her thali (Mangal Sutra) weighs more than the
championship belts worn by WWF wrestlers.
17. She is more educated than
you.
18. Her father thinks she is much smarter than you.. |
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