One liner double meaning adults punjabi jokes
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- I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my
room. on my bed&lights
is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark
watch.
- Can v do romance in
the midnigh 2day? I'm in a gud mood:) Just a little bit of kissing n bitin!!
Reply me soon, urs Loving Mosquito
- teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
ya fir teri juka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri...
photo kaise lu.
- Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend "PEPSODENT"
reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday :)
- Ek bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa........
muje acha lage ga...
ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz...
ek pyara sa SMS!!!
- us ne kaha or dabao
,,,,, main dabaya ,,, us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,us ne kaha
baniyan nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya ,,, us ne kaha paint
bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case
band :
- I want to [no swearing please]
you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my
mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
- pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mal lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uf
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna
- In a bath room, a
boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.
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Judge : Why do u want divorce?
Banta : She doesn't satisfy me in bed!
Preeto
(Wife) : Tu yahan ka collector laga hai? Sari colony khush hai, ik teri agg nahin bujati.
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*Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb.
*How do u teach a blonde maths?
U subtract her chlothes
Devide her legs
And square root her.
Pehle gale se lagao, Phir kiss karo... Phir bed pe litao, Phir uske legs uthao.. Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia, to pamper badlo
Barsaat ki raat, ek ladki bheege badan, bheege hoath, bheege baal,
Use dekh ke laga, laga.............kal ye pakke bimar hogi.
I luv the way it rubs aganst the soft pink flesh creating creamy fomy liquid, as it trust in and out up & down, cant wait till nxt time my toothBrush
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Touch it gently ..
Put ur finger inside..
If hole is big put three fingers....
Rub it up & down gently...
.........................................that's the right way of
washing the glass !!!!!
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why did Miss Rosemary changed her name after marrying Mr. Lele ?
B'coz she did not want her to be called as " ROZ MERI
LELE..... "
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What is the similarity between a PENIS and a IODEX ?
...."andar tak jaaye, garmahat laaye, aaraam dilaye...."
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Girls says LADKAY 'TUNG' KARTE HAIN.
Boys says THIS IS BLAME ON US, HUM TO 'KHULLI' KARTE
HAIN.......!
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Teacher saw PENIS written on the Blackboard, she rubs it off..
Next day, it was written bigger ,she rubs it again .
Next day it was written: MORE U RUB , LARGER IT GROW.....
Arz kiya hai.. College se nikalte hi kitab sine se
laga leti ho! Hum kya mar gaye jo khud hi dabaa leti
ho!!
keep it up
Dad: Puttar dil chhota na kar SMS nahi mila hoga
kuch log 2 ya 3 baar karte hai,
kech log sari ki sari raat karte hai,
tab jaake kahi unka mobile charge hota hai
ha
ha
ha
ha
xerox ki dukan par jaati hai ,
aur kehti hai jaldi hai jara aage piche kar do please .........
Duniya me Sabse bahadur Aadmi koun hai ?
baatavo ......
simple Rickshaw Driver
kyoki wo kisi bhi aurat ko kehta hai AANA HAI!
PHOOL KHILTE HAI KANTO KE BEECH ,
JARA DHYAN SE.......
UPERWALE NE KYA CHIZE BANAYEE DO TANGO KE BEECH.
KISS PE KISS KIYA KARTE THE.
PAR TUMHARI PHOOTI KISMAT TO DEKHO
TAB TUM HUGGIGE PEHNA KARTE THE.
DUNIYA ME SIRF POSTMAN HI KYO HAI ...
POST WOMAN KYO NAHI...
KYOKI
WO DELEVERY KARNE ME 8 SE 9 MAHINE LAGATI HAI.
KISS PE KISS KIYA KARTE THE.
PAR TUMHARI PHOOTI KISMAT TO DEKHO
TAB TUM HUGGIGE PEHNA KARTE THE.
Bilkul sahi hai! Q k agar us k hath mein 2 inch ki cheez pakra dein to
6 inch ki kar deti hai
Jaisay..
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"Chapaati"
Think positive yar
Sagar se gahara koi nahi
Aab aapki kya tarif karu
Dost me aap jaisa
Nalayak koi nai
pehle se mota or xtra lambaa
jo aap ko day pehlay se ziada maza
sakun aur aram ki zamanat
master kaa
molti foam
8760 hours,
52560 min,
3153600 sec,
sirf aap ko hi yaad kia.
Aur sirf 2 mins lagay
is jhoot ko type kernay mein
And
Say : I'll Do AnyThing To Pass In The Exams. . . .
&
Professor Says:
NOW OPEN YOUR
Books & Study. . . . ;->
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lady slapped santa on his face
santa - madam chaped kyn mari time thek toh bataya hai 12:35
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britishers fart nd says - pardon me
japanese fart nd says -
forgive me
indian fard nd says - not me
When You are Busy..
But
Nothing is Easy..
When You are Lazy....
Na Picture na Tone
Aur bante Phirte ho DON
Jab Diya tha number
to Kehte the Roz karenge Phone
Ab Kehte Ho
"" HUM APKE HAIN KAUN""
Jiske sath aap Has Sakte hain. Uske sath aap pura 1 din bita sakte ho...
but .........
Jiske sath aap Ro sakte ho
Usike sath aap Puri ZINDAGI bita sakte ho....
Husband : Ye Lo Dairy Milk
Wife : Q
Husband : Kahete Hain Koi Bhi SHUBH KAAM karne se Pahele Kucch MEETHA Kha lena Chahiye..
Kaam ACCHHA Hota Hain....
Jhkaas