Bache k saath
At a dance party,
Boy: will u dance with me?
Girl: main bache k saath nahi nachti.
Boy: so sorry! Mujhe pata nahi tha k aap pregnant hain.
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Hotel mein khana kha k sardar haath k badle wash basin dhone laga.
Waiter NE pucha kya kar rahe ho?
Sardar bola: dikhta nahi lekha hai wash basin
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A boy goes to his dad's friend place late at night,
He was told to sleep in baby's room, but he refused and slept in the TV launch to avoid baby.
The next morning he saw a young, charming n very pretty girl on the breakfast table.
Who r u? The boy asked.
I'm baby and u?
Main ullo ka patha :p
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Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How yours look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!
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Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
"Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Wife replies," No, It means ,
"With Idiot For Ever !!!"
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Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Teacher: u know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.
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Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs ???
No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.
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Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential
Dad says, you are my son, I'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!
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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.
Daughter (Excitingly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.
Mother Faints... --
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Son (to Dad): Abba idher AA
Mother: Aise nahi boltey beta, daddy ko izat k saath bulate hain,
Son: Abba izzat k saath idher aaja.
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