I recently read that love is entirely a matter of
chemistry.
That must
be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David
Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
Husband
and wife become two sides of a coin after the
marriage;
they just
can't face each other, but still they stay
together.
Hemant
Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll
be
happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a
philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things,
and prevents us
from achieving them.
Dumas
The great
question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What does a woman
want?
Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife and she
had some
paragraphs with me.
Anonymous
"Some people
ask the secret of our long marriage. We
take time to go to a restaurant two
times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henry Youngman
"I
don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two
years."
Sam
Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even
faster than electronic banking.
It's called marriage."
James
Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first
one
left me and the second one didn't."
Patrick
Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut
up.
Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's
birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous
You know
what I did before I married? Anything I
wanted to.
Henny
Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then
we
met.
Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives
her husband when she's
wrong.
Milton Berl
Marriage is
the only war where one sleeps with
the
enemy.
Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the
classifieds: "Wife
wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said
the same thing: "You can have
mine."
Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an
angel!" Second Guy
"You're lucky, mine's still alive." |
