1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item
that she doesn't want.
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never
worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A
successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand
her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more
willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people
remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate
during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries
a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that
is the beginning of a new argument.
10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after
marriage
A: Puppies grow up.
—– Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are…
—– Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
—– Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????
—– Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!
—– Q: What’s the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don’t know, I’ve never seen either.
—– Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
—– Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Because even back then men wouldn’t ask for directions ..
—– Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.
—– Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
—– Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he’s God’s gift?
A: Exchange him!!
—– Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
A. women never stand behind unsucessful men.
Q. what is difference between women and radio?
A. radio has an switch off button.
Q. what is the worlds biggest lie?
A. two women sit quiet in a room.