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Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigarette...
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Class teacher once said: “pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
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Once Hindi teacher said...."I amm going out of the world to America...”
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"..DO NOT TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK...”
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Don’t laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
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It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered... She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said "why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
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Teacher in a furious mood...
Write down ur name and father of ur name!!
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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
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My manager started like this
"Hi, I am Mandeep, Married with two kids"
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"I will illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
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"will u hang that calendar or else I’ll HANG MYSELF"
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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...
"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
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"Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!"
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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code...
"I understand. You understand. Computers how understand??
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Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class...
"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"
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 very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 By : viju on Oct 29, 2009 11:03 am
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